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Löytyi 4 merkintää elokuulta 2010.

Pirkka, tuo

26.8.2010 22:14

loppumaton ilon lähde. Tai ainakin todistaa että ehkä sitä ei olekaan niin nolife sittenkään. Tällä kertaa hauskuuttajana ei ole edes Niksi-Pirkka vaan kuluttaja kysyy-palsta:

"Ostin Pirkka-sarjan suklaa-riisipaloja.Aiemmin pakkauksessa on ollut 18 keksiä, nyt vain 17. Miksi pakkaus on vajaa?"

Mad lehdessä vastaus alkaisi arvatenkin sanoilla "Rakas vajaa" :)

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Mielenkiintoista

21.8.2010 10:17

luettavaa, tosipohjasta en osaa sanoa koska löytyi laadukkaan viihdelukemisen saitilta orsm.netistä:)

EATING FRUIT [INTERESTING READ]

We all think eating fruits means just buying fruits, cutting it and just popping it into our mouths. It's not as easy as you think. It's important to know how and when to eat. IT MEANS NOT EATING FRUITS AFTER YOUR MEALS! FRUITS SHOULD BE EATEN ON AN EMPTY STOMACH. If you eat fruit like that, it will play a major role to detoxify your system, supplying you with a great deal of energy for weight loss and other life activities.

Let's say you eat two slices of bread and then a slice of fruit. The slice of fruit is ready to go straight through the stomach into the intestines, but it is prevented from doing so. In the meantime the whole meal rots and ferments and turns to acid. The minute the fruit comes into contact with the food in the stomach and digestive juices, the entire mass of food begins to spoil.

Greying hair, balding, nervous outburst, and dark circles under the eyes all these will NOT happen if you take fruits on an empty stomach.

When you need to drink fruit juice - drink only fresh fruit juice, NOT from the cans. Don't even drink juice that has been heated. Don't eat cooked fruits because you don't get the nutrients at all. You only get to taste. Cooking destroys all the vitamins. But eating a whole fruit is better than drinking the juice. If you should drink the juice, drink it mouthful by mouthful slowly, because you must let it mix with your saliva before swallowing it.

KIWI: Tiny but mighty. This is a good source of potassium, magnesium, vitamin E and fibre. Its vitamin C content is twice that of an orange.

APPLE: An apple a day keeps the doctor away? Although an apple has a low vitamin C content, it has antioxidants and flavonoids which enhances the activity of vitamin C thereby helping to lower the risks of colon cancer, heart attack and stroke.

STRAWBERRY: Protective Fruit. Strawberries have the highest total antioxidant power among major fruits and protect the body from cancer-causing, blood vessel-clogging free radicals.

ORANGE: Sweetest medicine. Taking 2-4 oranges a day may help keep colds away, lower cholesterol, prevent and dissolve kidney stones as well as lessens the risk of colon cancer.

WATERMELON: Coolest thirst quencher. Composed of 92% water, it is also packed with a giant dose of glutathione, which helps boost our immune system. They are also a key source of lycopene - the cancer fighting oxidant. Other nutrients found in watermelon are vitamin C and Potassium.

GUAVA and PAPAYA: Top awards for vitamin C. They are the clear winners for their high vitamin C content. Guava is also rich in fibre, which helps prevent constipation. Papaya is rich in carotene; this is good for your eyes.

Drinking Cold water after a meal = Cancer! Can you believe this?? For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this "sludge" reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.

A serious note about heart attacks HEART ATTACK PROCEDURE": (THIS IS NOT A JOKE! Women should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line. You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack.

Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. Sixty percent of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know the better chance we could survive.

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Päivän saarna

4.8.2010 19:16

Olin kaikessa rauhassa Prismassa ostoksilla, tonnikala yms kalasäilykkeiden luona ihmettelemässä että mitähän sitä ostaisi muuta kuin iänikuista tonnikalaa. Siinä on vaan se yks setä edessä joka sitten kohta tajuaakin että joku muukin tahtois tutkailla hyllyä ja väistää, ja kohta paukauttaa kysyä että
-Oletko uskossa?
-En, möläytän ihmetellen mistä vitusta tää nyt tuli
-Eikun ajattelin tuosta sun paidasta huonolla englannillani.
-Joo ei se on ihan bändin nimi.
-Minulle se oli päivän saarna.

No setä huomaa että mua ei oikein nappaa joten siirtyy suosittelemaan kilohailisäilykkeitä, joita ostinkin ku oli halpaa.

Pitänee ens kerralla pukea muuta kuin Faith no moren paita kauppaan ettei maailman menosta tietämättömät uskikset ala tyrkyttää oppejaan.

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Eii mutta sehän toimii!!

2.8.2010 16:56

Jälleen hauska hetki Pirkka-vinkkien kera kakilla isutessa, alku meinasi jo tympäistä, siellä sanottiin satasella palkitussa vinkissä että antakaa kotoa lähtevälle jälkikasvulle lempiruokien reseptit mukaan niin johan lapsukaiset arvostaa. Hmm, no ehkä mä otan näin jälkikäteenkin sen 10000 mitä sai tilasta luopumisrahoina tms kuin mykyrokan ohjeen, taikka kanaa riisipedillä, ne mä osaan googlettaakin:P

Mutta vika pelasti päivän: "Onko arki tylsää? Hyräile jännityselokuvien tunnusmusiikkeja arkisten askarten ohessa niin elämä on jännittävää"
Siis !!!!!!! Arvatkaa miten jännää oli loppukakan ajan Jawsin tunnarin kera.

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Uskalsin kattoa ennen huuhtelua:)

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