maria sanoo:
hi
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καλημέρα
maria sanoo:
nice to meet you..are you new here?
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yes, and i don’t come here often
can i offer you some cheap drink
maria sanoo:
cheap drink..like coke?
or sprite?
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tap water
i want to show you how much i appreciate you..
maria sanoo:
you have humor..
why you dont have a girlfriend?
finnish girls dont apreciate humor?
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finnish women cant appreciate tap water
but when you have a glass of finnish tap water, you will fall in love with the whole country, and the one who served it to you.. this is my plan
maria sanoo:
i have tried the finnish love..and dint work
didnt
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try bulgarian then, or gambian.. catch them all, pokemon is out of fashion
maria sanoo:
what sign are you?
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i am the sign that eats worms
one hint: not a lion
maria sanoo:
i try to see which one is on march
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the romantic sign…
the tender and artistic.. it takes some skills to eat worms
okey so i am the nationality you have already tried, lets hope i am the sign you havent tried yet…
maria sanoo:
pisces
i havent tried pisces
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lets hope i am sex you havent tried yet… please tell the finnish love you tried was a female…
maria sanoo:
noi told you before
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lets hope you havent tried right-handed love
maria sanoo:
his name is Tero
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Tero is a woman’s name
Tomi is a liar’s name…
maria sanoo:
Tero its not a woman’s name
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hah, you went to google that…….. you are easy
or you phoned him… ”are you actually a woman?!?”
maria sanoo:
no..he just turned to my mind for some time
its not easy
memories
are all finnish boys
the same?
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i think it takes more than one glass of tap water for you to get over him
maria sanoo:
oh..i am like that
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well i can offer you 3-4…
maria sanoo:
sensitive
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and maybe i can find something more to offer..
maria sanoo:
it wont help..
time will help
other subject
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i have some spring water in the refrigerator
maria sanoo:
please
i think i will do my first bath at sea this week
i will leave for some days and go to a island
at Kefallonia
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is it far away
maria sanoo:
its 3 hrs
with boat
but i want something different you know..
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do you have a cottage there? or relatives or..?
maria sanoo:
i have relatives..
my cousin
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what do you want
maria sanoo:
she is divorced with 2 childern
i want ..to not do the same things with same people
i want to change a bit..leave
come back
leave come back
you?
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i want to get to know you
maria sanoo:
for?
what for ?
for which reason i mean
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the usual reason i think
not any mysteries here
maria sanoo:
and meet someday?
or never meet?
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or some night
maria sanoo:
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isnt it obvious..
maria sanoo:
i have done that Tomi..
and at the end
its only hurt
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hard to offer any tap water through the internet
tap water won’t hurt you much
i promise not to eat worms in front of you
maria sanoo:
yes cause i want them all for me
you know at greece we eat
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i know in every country people eat
and drink
maria sanoo:
no i tried to use the lexicon
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in Finland we have this thing called water, it is great.. you can do many things with it, come try..
maria sanoo:
the inside of the animas
animals
umbles
and the intestine
gut
do you eat them on Finland?
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we eat liver
not much else..
maria sanoo:
and the head of the lambs
that too
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okey, i was horny before, but that helped
maria sanoo:
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finally, it’s over…
maria sanoo:
yes its like ”oh we are so much orthodox”
but we eat the lamb heads
its tragick
i mean at easter
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tap water isnt very exotic offering then…
maria sanoo:
when ”they” try to celebrate jesus
they slaughter so many lambs
to celebrate eating them
really i dont like christians
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here we eat lamb too at easter time
maria sanoo:
yes…
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and pasha
and mämmi
maria sanoo:
whats that?
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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e1/M%C3%A4mmi-2.jpg
Mämmi is made from water, rye flour and powdered rye malt, seasoned with dark molasses, salt and dried, powdered Seville orange peel.
maria sanoo:
sounds weird..
how it tastes?
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kind of beer, but in the form of shit
maria sanoo:
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that will do wonders to the tourism of Finland
come here at Easter time…
i like it.. it tastes sweet but.. like rye bread also…
but you dont eat much rye bread there i think
maria sanoo:
i want to visit Finland one day
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okey, the mämmi did it
maria sanoo:
yes..
Haha
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too bad mämmi isnt a man…
too soft to hug… you can have me instead
you can have me without milk and sugar
and not just at easter time
maria sanoo:
how many kilos you are?
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about 65
depends on the week
maria sanoo:
i am 50
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sounds good
maria sanoo:
i eat all the shit you can think
but i dont get Fat
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me too…
maria sanoo:
good metabolism
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i like that..
maria sanoo:
oh..we rock
then
i think that finnish people arent faT
Is that true
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i have always ”pitied” people who have to be on a diet…
maria sanoo:
?
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well i think some are very fat
we are quite close to USA in many things, and the fatness is one of them, not so fat, but.. i think Finland is one of the fattest people in Europe.. so welcome here to see fat people eat shit-like food
maria sanoo:
really?
i didnt know that
greek people are not so Fat
they go to gym
take care of their selves..you know
freaks
they are not like ”us”
oh i have Huge headache
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http://img.mtv3.fi/mn_kuvat/mtv3/uutiset/yleiskuvia/555562.jpg
6 women in the pic, quite young, but 2 are… over average size.. that is quite normal sight
maria sanoo:
i see ..
i couldnt ever believe that finnish girls have more weight around ass and waist
thats mediterannean
isnt it?
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i think it is just normal.. finnish women’s extra weight rarely goes to ”right” areas
maria sanoo:
hell yeah..
its not just a greek thing
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potato shape body is quite usual..
waist being the biggest proportion
maria sanoo:
wait toilet
Brb
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you just couldnt take it anymore, you have to vomit for my descriptions of Finland and finnish people.. ;]
maria sanoo:
no ad a matter of fact
as
i took a ice cream ..i got hungry
with white chocolate
i love white chocolate
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i have Pollys with coffee
maria sanoo:
what pollys are?
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http://www.butik-hemlangtan.se/varor/CloettaPollyBla.220.jpg
chocolate candy…
maria sanoo:
oh
oh
i love them…
they have coffee taste?
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no.. i have coffee, and eat Pollys..
maria sanoo:
i hate coffee taste on ice cream
i dont drink coffee
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i love coffee taste on everything.. hmm.. coffee lipgloss on you…
might be quite okey experience
maria sanoo:
nah
i hate cofee,beans and doritos
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i dont even know what doritos are… potato chips?
maria sanoo:
yes
the mexican type
http://www.google.gr/imgres?imgurl=http://www.grotto11.com/blog/images/Image.14522.1.1242920880.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.grotto11.com/blog/%3F%2B1243249200&h=504&w=340&sz=76&tbnid=27EiSw3PhwhyPM:&tbnh=273&tbnw=184&prev=/images%3Fq%3D%25CE%25B4%25CE%25BF%25CF%2581%25CE%25B9%25CF%2584%25CE%25BF%25CF%2583&usg=__p6PKoYank7OyvUbFm6aeMxw1wAQ=&ei=pr36S7qgOaOemwPc2tzHAg&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=4&ct=image&ved=0CBYQ9QEwAw
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corn chips.. well i like some of them, i dont think we have Doritos here, but other manufacturer’s chips
maria sanoo:
http://www.grotto11.com/blog/images/Image.14522.1.1242920880.gif
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i have some penis envy towards that link now!
humongous…
maria sanoo:
i hate them
thair taste makes my skin shiver
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well, it is tap water i am going to offer you so dont worry
maria sanoo: