OK, rule number one. Unless
you're served in a frosted
glass, never come within
four feet of my lips.
"I drink it when I'm happy and when I'm sad.
Sometimes I drink it when I'm alone.
When I have company I consider it obligatory.
I trifle with it if I'm not hungry and I drink it when I am.
Otherwise I never touch it, unless I'm thirsty."
-Lily Bollinger-
